

Colin: What happened when the carrot died?
Bradley: I don’t know, what happened when the carrot died?
Colin: There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
B: Does this really make compelling viewing for the people back home?
C: I looked away, is that.. does that, does that…
B: You did look away. And you’re blinking.
C: But it’s alright to blink.
B: You looked away, and you blinked. Are we even allowed to talk? You looked away again!
C: But we haven’t laughed.
*Colin laughs, Bradley wins, Merthur/Brolin shippers squee and flail*